Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Few Things

Some thoughts that crossed my mind today............

I have the perfect butt for the bustled skirt - if it were the 1880s I would be world-renowned super model (however when you have this realization in a pencil skirt it isn't the most uplifting thing). I might stop by the Art Institute and request that they paint me into Sunday at the Grande Jatte (aka the dot painting).

Why does plumber have a "b" in it? This is annoying me - I want to change it to plummer - don't ask why, it was just an irritant today.

And men should never wear a short sleeved "dress shirt" (kind of an oxymoron in my opinion) - the look is awful, unless you are trying to blend in at an assisted living community don't do it.

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